Maybe the reason none of us can sleep is that the government is in the middle of an elaborate study on how lack of sleep drives a society to madness and we are all being fed hormones and chemicals through the water system. There's something to think about on a sunny Wednesday afternoon. At least I think it's Wednesday. Norton Antivirus just detected a malicious script?!?! What's that?!?!

My God-damned hippie name is Lilac Hickory.
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The quizzes at this site are really funny. I enjoy doing them not to see what answer I get, but to read the questions. You all should do some. The question "Have you ever obliterated a village?" is in all of them. I think I checked yes for that a few times. I'm sure I've obliterated some sort of village. Accidentally. Like an ant village.

I get to many damned pop-up ads I don't know what to do with myself. No I don't want an online date. No I don't want to find my classmates from high school. No I don't want a tiny camera I can put creepy places and freak people out.

Don't you see we have wings? It's the funniest thing, it's just that no one knows...

* song of the moment: The Cash Brothers - Night Shift Guru *