I just came across this. It's quite entertaining.

We at Book-A-Minute understand that your time is valuable. You want to experience the wonder and excitement of the fine art of literature, but reading actual books requires a significant time investment. We've got the solution for you. Our ultra-condensed books are just the ticket.

Here's one for Tuck Everlasting:

Winnie:

I love you! I'll do anything for you!

Jessie:

Drink the water.

Winnie:

No.

Ha ha. The Movie-A-Minutes are also a good time. Oh the things you find when you are procrastinating. I just overheard my dad talking to my cat and he was calling him "kitty". It's funny because we never actually call him by name. The other day I went to do it and it actually took me a few minutes to remember what it was. Ok. Random thought over.

* song of the moment: Alisson Kraus - I'll Fly Away*