Mmmm nap. Since I was out of commission from those crazy drops you get at the optometrist that dilate your pupils an insane amount and you can't see a thing, I got to come home and skip class to go to bed. My hot doctor scolded me quite a bit for not coming in every two years. I have retinal degeneration and he likes to keep an eye on it to make sure it remains stable. So far so good. Other than the degeneration I already have. Yes. So scolding there. And apparently I don't even have pink eye. It's some condition that he explained in highly scientific terms while showing me a diagram (which I couldn't even see). So go no pink eye!

A toilet exploded on me yesterday. I was one of the UC bathrooms and there was a puddle on the floor. So I carefully sat down and avoided the water. When I went to flush it all was good, until water started flying out of the front. So I'm frantically grabbing for the door and trying to avoid the puddle and flying water and it was just a disaster. I finally made it out (more so fell out) of the stall and the girls at the counter kind of laughed at me. So go exploding toilets!

Here's a movie suggestion. My Life Without Me. I thoroughly enjoyed it. There were some great quotes that I'm going to look up after once I can find them. So good. I cried a lot. So go
My Life Without Me!

First week of school has passed without much excitement school wise. Some of my courses are good. Some not so much. It's going to be a busy-as-hell year. But it'll be worth it since I'll be done. Holy crap for brains. So go being done school!

No hockey. *tear* That doesn't get an exclamation point.

* song of the moment: here's an embarrassing one. My Happy Ending - AVRIL (goodness gracious me - but it's fun to sing too) *

Twenty-three whole days without a whisper of an update from me. How have you all survived? What's that? You say your lives actually do go on without a daily dose of useless ramblings about the trails of Shmemily. Goodness gracious.

When too much time passes you forget how to update well. Let's see what we can do. Step one - Think of an exciting opening sentence (without using too many cliches). Done. Step two - Recall an exciting story or anecdote on life to share with the readers. Ummmmm. Well at least I got Step one down. For the life of me I can't really remember what I've done the last 23 days. Well today I moved. Mostly. And I now have a balcony. One I can climb out my window onto. Isn't that one of the most exciting things eva?!? Wow. I'm so excited about that. And the constant flow of people.

Now I'm sitting at the library on campus, half waiting for people to come online (I'm going through msn withdrawal with my computer in surgery), and half reading the sports section of the globe.

Oooh. I went to the zoo. There's one thing I did. It was supacool. I also went camping. That was supacool also despite the constant rain and guimauve stealing by the 'coons. I watched the Ring. That was NOT supacool. And another thing that was not supacool was my pink eye. Again! Almost the same time as last summer too. I'm sure I did other exciting things. Feel free to make up an exciting story about pirates or cowboys or knights and insert my name.

I always wanted to be Laura from Little House in the Prairie. Strange that I just thought of that.

* song of the moment: no song. to sleepy for singing. throat hurts too *